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zeldathemes

irl-ask-ymir:

omeiette:

like this if u cry every tiem

This is exactly what happened

powerofvoodoo:

geektoriassecret:

thatdisneylover:

HOW IS THIS SUCH BEAUTIFUL QUALITY?

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY JOLIE’S DAUGHTER PLAYING YOUNG AURORA AND HOW TALENTED THIS WOMAN IS TO ACT OUT NOT WANTING TO HOLD AND CUDDLE HER OWN LITTLE WOMB NUGGET LIKE GOTDAMN WOMAN YOU GOOD.

WOMB NUGGET

#he’s never gotten the chance to say the word ‘mom’ #and when he does#for the first time #when he takes that chance #she doesn’t hear him#//animal screams of pain

my-barbershop-quartet-is-dead:

oknope:

most important school supplies

image

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House phone: *rings*
Me: nah

How sexy is your name?

zodiaccity:

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) 

- Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY
- Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY
- Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY
- Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST

  • A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12
  • G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25
  • N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405
  • U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23

Don’t forget to add your name and your total!!!

byrdsfly:

inquiringcharlie:

bakerstreetsdoctor:

tic-tac-bergerac:

thetasrose:

moonblossom:

hyperactivetardis:

thatdudejoey:

foggu:

teatime-brutality:



Has anyone seen my virgini-tea?

man this is all insani-tea

this is absurdit-tea

You guys are all having detrimental effects on my sani-tea

Is this reali-tea?

is this just fantas-tea 

Or is it all just Moriar-tea?


this post is now a threat to national securi-tea.

Clearly not an American post, we’re missing liber-tea.

byrdsfly:

inquiringcharlie:

bakerstreetsdoctor:

tic-tac-bergerac:

thetasrose:

moonblossom:

hyperactivetardis:

thatdudejoey:

foggu:

teatime-brutality:

image

Has anyone seen my virgini-tea?

man this is all insani-tea

this is absurdit-tea

You guys are all having detrimental effects on my sani-tea

Is this reali-tea?

is this just fantas-tea 

Or is it all just Moriar-tea?

this post is now a threat to national securi-tea.

Clearly not an American post, we’re missing liber-tea.

malfunctioning-kitten:

crayonpete:

the-spinach-inquisition:

littlegracenote:

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

that’s a trumpet

obviously it’s a saxaphone

Nice xylophone

i like your harp guitar 

malfunctioning-kitten:

crayonpete:

the-spinach-inquisition:

littlegracenote:

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

that’s a trumpet

obviously it’s a saxaphone

Nice xylophone

i like your harp guitar 

me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
me:
me: is that the sun